The Profitable Baker

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QUESTION 1
What is brown butter (beurre noisette)?
A) Butter that's been sitting in your pantry since 2019
B) Butter mixed with brown sugar
C) Butter cooked until the milk solids caramelize, creating a nutty flavor
D) What happens when you forget you're melting butter
QUESTION 2
What is the most critical factor for successful French macaron shells?
A) Sacrificing a croissant to the baking gods
B) Baking at the highest temperature possible
C) Crying exactly three times during the process
D) Proper macaronage (mixing technique) to achieve the right batter consistency
QUESTION 3
In baker's percentages, if your flour is always 100%, what would 500g of flour and 350g of water be?
A) Water is 70%
B) Water is 35%
C) A math problem you didn't sign up for
D) The reason you became a baker instead of an accountant
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Why did the baker go to therapy?
QUESTION 4
What does "mise en place" mean in a professional baking environment?
A) A fancy French curse word you mutter when you forget an ingredient
B) The final plating of a dessert
C) Everything in its place - having all ingredients measured and prepared before starting
D) What your kitchen never actually looks like
QUESTION 5
When scaling a recipe from home quantities to professional production, what's the most important consideration?
A) Just multiply everything and pray
B) Make sure you ordered enough almond flour this time
C) Having a really big mixing bowl
D) Certain ingredients like salt, leavening, and spices don't scale linearly and need adjustment
QUESTION 6
What is the "foot" (pied) on a French macaron?
A) The ruffled edge that forms at the base during baking
B) What you stomp in frustration when your macarons crack
C) The filling between two shells
D) The smooth top surface that somehow never turns out smooth
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What's a baker's favorite type of humor?
QUESTION 7
Why is it important to cost your recipes when selling baked goods professionally?
A) So you can justify eating the "broken" ones
B) It's not important - vibes-based pricing works fine
C) To ensure you're pricing profitably and covering ingredients, labor, and overhead
D) To realize you've been undercharging for three years
QUESTION 8
What does "resting" macaron shells before baking accomplish?
A) Gives you time to question all your life choices
B) Nothing - it's a myth created by French pastry chefs
C) Allows the shells to meditate before their final form
D) Forms a skin on the surface, helping create the signature smooth top and proper rise
QUESTION 9
When selling baked goods from home, what is typically required in most locations?
A) A really good Instagram filter
B) A cottage food license or similar permit, following specific state/local regulations
C) Neighbors who don't complain about the smell
D) The ability to tell your family "no, you can't eat the inventory"
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How do bakers stay in shape?
QUESTION 10
What flavor does brown butter add to baked goods?
A) The taste of almost burning something but catching it just in time
B) A rich, nutty, caramel-like flavor
C) Regret, if you walk away for 30 seconds
D) An excuse to make everything taste fancy
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